{"id":65,"date":"2007-09-02T14:56:26","date_gmt":"2007-09-02T20:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/d2.degen.net\/?p=122"},"modified":"2007-09-02T14:56:26","modified_gmt":"2007-09-02T20:56:26","slug":"breaking-news-tux-goes-on-a-binder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Tux goes on a Binder!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tux<\/a><\/p>\n

In a shocking move to diversify his limited Linux branding, Tux has been spotted at several South American cantinas enjoying spiked Horchatas and Tequila shots. This Degen.Net, exclusive was submitted by our roving technology aficionado referred to only as Agent Vic, and was captured while vacationing this summer below the Equator.<\/p>\n

As revealed in the picture above, Tux is no longer content to serve merely as the symbol of the world wide open source movement; the very embodiment of Linus Torvalis\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Linux project. When questioned, the establishment\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s proprietor was sketchy on the details surrounding the Petulant Penguin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cross promotion plans, but did confirm that Tux was one heck of a party animal, and quite the ladies man as well.<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153At first I wanted him out of my establishment; as he was distracting patrons and he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seam particularly interested in ordering anything from the bar.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hector Flores, owner of the Lucky Hombre, told Agent Vic in an interview earlier this month. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I approached Tux and asked him if he might not be more comfortable at the Internet Caf\u00c3\u00a9 across the street, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s when things got a little intense.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/span><\/p>\n

Hector continued, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We all thought this geeky little guy would just slink away, but let me tell you after he shattered a Jose Cuervo bottle over the bar and threatened to \u00e2\u20ac\u02dccut\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 anyone not using the 2.6 kernel, we realized this was no ordinary penguin!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

Mr. Flores shared that both he and the rest of the cantina staff developed a new sense of respect for Tux as he proceeded to drink all comers under the table. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really no nothing about Open Source stuff that Tux is into, but he makes a great mascot for our bar!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

So be on the lookout for other venues of expansion for Tux \u00e2\u20ac\u201c heck what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s next a world wide deal with Budweiser?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a shocking move to diversify his limited Linux branding, Tux has been spotted at several South American cantinas enjoying spiked Horchatas and Tequila shots. This Degen.Net, exclusive was submitted by our roving technology aficionado referred to only as Agent Vic, and was captured while vacationing this summer below the Equator. As revealed in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linuxunix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.degen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}